listo

on my way home, the taxi driver showed me a picture of his 60 year old wife's bare ass saved on his phone as he explained that you can ride horses through the zoo. earlier today the belgian retiree in my spanish class untied his ascot for effect and passed out roses for all of the ladies, asking everyone to dinner at the same time hoping that sheer percentages would mean one might say yes. tonight im going to a bar owned by the same guy who owns the hostel, who went to the dentist today and had his jaw wired shut. some think it's so he doesnt drink anymore while on the job. he says, well, said, it was because he needs to clean up his act before he falls off the roulette table and turns 36 this month.
happy valentines day.
beso